It's the final Countdown!

This is it, less than a week to go. Will we get the guy too young to be president, or the guy who's too old? The suspence is killing me!

In the meantime, we have scandals, hidden birth cirtificates, long lost relatives and infomercials! Politics is the ultimate reality tv show!

Obama has won

At least, that's what I gather based on the big victory bash he is throwing. It doesn't guarantee victory because democrates dont need an exguse to spend a lot of money but there is a good chance he is right. Mccain did too little too late.

In other news, a woman tried to handcuff carl Rove claiming it was a citizens arrest for treason. Proving once and for all that people are dumb.

Not much else in the news, it's all about Obama obama obama, I can't watch the news anymore because i'm just sick of hearing his name.

Acorn says, why can't mickey mouse vote to?

So, the economy is up for the time being. In the meantime the democratic vote machine Acorn has registered can't, dead people, and Mickey mouse as Democrates. I've always found it interesting that most dead people, almost all of them in fact, vote for democrates. No, interesting isn't the right word, annoyed is better. The democrates are more corrupt than replublicans and get away with it, the republicans can't even have a sex scandal without being demonized while everyone still loves Bill Clinton. The replublicans need to catch up and start out corrupting the democrates, because right now we have a corruption deficit between the democrates and the replublicans and this deficit wont end with corruption going away, so right now it just seems like the Republicans dont want power badly enough.

If a dead man in virginia votes for Obama in Ohio, and it's reported in the news, and Obama wins Ohio, that is more of an insult to the republicans than anyone else.

I watched the last presidential debate and Mccain was destroyed by Obama. Mccain is just too old to be president. Yes he has experiance and is a hero, but he is still very likely to be dead in about 2 years.

To close, here is a Haiku I wrote about the election

Mccain wont attack
because Obama is black
Where did Palin go?

That pretty much sums up the entire election up to this point.

Not even Superman can save us.

It's no coincidence that superman's arch nemesis was a businessman who later became a politician. The bailout has passed, we are screwed, but nothing will be done about it. In one month every member of the house will be up for re-election, along with 33 senators and we are crowning a new president. And despite the financial mess all of them have led us to, 80% of them will be re-elected, and the few new faces will have no power because junior congressmen and senators are the political equivalents of freshmen in high school trying to play football with seniors. And by the time they do get some say they will be perfectly integrated in the Washington system. In the end, nothing changes, nothing, our system has been brilliantly designed though two centuries of politicians who wave the banner of the constitution like a badge of honor but in reality it's only a cover for the same games that everyone else plays.

yeah maybe I'm just cynical, but it really doesn't matter now who's fault it is. BOTH candidates voted for the bail out, so this issue wont get fixed no matter who makes it to the oval office.

Ok, enough on the economy, lets focus on the other big story. Tonight Sarah Palin will face Joe Biden in the Vice presidential debate. I personally can't stand it when people say she isn't qualified, because what qualifies anyone to do anything. Obama voted his opinion in the senate, Joe Biden did the same thing only longer, what qualifies anyone to do anything in politics beyond the qualification of enough American's voting for them? I like the fact that Sarah Palin doesn't know much about Washington, I want someone to go in there as untouched by that place as possible. I'm glad she's from Alaska, I hope she goes in there with no political ties, no idea how it works, and reshapes the whole place to how she thinks it should run because a Dog couldn't do a worse job than the people we have there now. In fact, if a Golden retriever was running for president right now on the platform that he would Bite and chase every Senator and representative out of Washington and replace them with puppies then he would have my vote because a dog wouldn't need my Tax money to spend it on his pet projects, a dog wouldn't take my private property to build a museum, a dog wouldn't force companies to take bad loans and if a dog were to meet the president of Iran he wouldn't need preconditions because he would be the only one to treat him the way he deserves and pee on his leg. Not to mention any dog put in Washington would be much nicer to look at than most politicians.

I had to edit this post a few times to take out the swearing, but I feel better now.